i-think-therefore-i:

The probability that someone, choosing English words entirely at random, could write the entirety of Shakespeare’s Hamlet are 1 in 5.67x10^5,053,298. (Essentially zero chance)

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

will you be my boyfriend?

psych i don’t need boys hahahahahaha

(i am so alone)